Lekar hovori pacientovi: "Treba vam bezpodmienecne transplantovat mozog, lebo zomriete, mam mu dva typy muzsky a zensky. Muzsky je vsak 3x drahsi ako zensky. Paciant sa pyta preco. Lekar odpoveda: "Lebo muzsky nebol nikdy pouzity...."
viac vtipov
| All stadiums unlocked | OPENSESAME |
| Juggernaut team | BULLDOZER |
| Maximum recruiting points | HEADCOACH |
| Maximum attribute points | BALLER |
| Receivers always catch | HANDSOFGLUE |
| Defense always intercepts | OSKIE |
| Slower players | CEMENTFEET |
| Faster players | SCRAMBLE |
| View CPU plays | MINDREADER |
| Faster daytime effects | DAYNIGHT |
| Change the date | Y2K |
| Wind at maximum | SAFETY |
| Full poll [Note] | POPULARITY |
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