Pride blondinka do drogerie a spusti na predavacku "Ten vas krem na opalovanie nestoji za nic!" "To nie je mozne!" - brani sa predavacka. "Ale ano!" - krici blondinka dalej. "Pozrite sa na mna, aka som bleda. A to uz som zjedla tri krabicky!"
viac vtipov
| Ł500 million | KING MIDAS |
| Win all games | IVOR INVINCIBLE |
| Player skills at 90% | THE BEST |
| Join any player | NORTH AND SOUTH |
| Quick stadium | QUICK DRY CEMENT |
| Quick injury healing | WITCH DOCTOR |
| Next game planned | BACKSEAT MANAGER |
| Rainy weather | WET WET WET |
| Sunny weather | DRY DRY DRY |
| Sunny every day | FACTOR 25 |
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