Horse jokes 

What goes ''Clip''?
A one legged horse!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Two bits!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw she had
no clothes on?
It made him shy!

What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business kept falling off!

What has four legs and see just as well from

either end?
A horse with his eyes closed!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a
dollar
bill?
It bucked!

What is a horses favourite TV show?

Neeeebours

What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A
stall ball.

What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable
tennis!

What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!

What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at
once!

What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!

What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ability to say nay!

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse
play!

What's as big as a horse, but weighs
nothing?
A horses shadow!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of

his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!

What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!

When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!

What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighder!

What's another name for an assistant stable
cleaner?
A co-pile-it!