Horse jokes 

How did the instructor try to make horse riding

enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!

Have you read the book, ''100-mile Horse

Trek''
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of carrots.

What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the city worker say after his first
ever
pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so
hard!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a

pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!

How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck!

How do you make a small fortune out of
horses?
Start off with a large fortune!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A
hoarse horse!

What do you call a horse that's been all around

the world?
A globe-trotter!

What do you call a horse that plays the
violin?
Fiddler on the hoof!

What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!

What did the wife say to the
undertaker when
he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead
hearse!

What do you call the horse than lives next
door?
A neighbour!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
blinds?
A zebra!

What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!

What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Bonnie and
Clydesdale!

What does it mean if you find a horse
shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same
time?
Grow old!

What do you give a sick horse?
Cough
stirrup.