Horse jokes 

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
their
horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the
bridle suite!

Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspital!

What's black and white and turns
cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride

a horse?
The ground!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was

possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
have to tow the line!

Which route should you take through the woods

when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!

Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold the reins!

Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his

hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.

Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the
horse and
you can kiss your money goodbye!

You said it was a great horse and it is.
It
took twenty other horses to beat him!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large

loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!

Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!