Krasny novopostaveny dom spadne. Vedci idu za pieskom. "Piesok ako je mozne, ze dom spadol?" - pyta sa veduci. "Ja za to nemozem. Ja som kvalitny piesek. Moje vinna to nie je" - odpoveda piesok. Preto idu vedci za tehlou. "Tehla ako je mozne, ze dom spadol?" - pytaju sa vedci. "Ja som kvalitna palena tehla. Moja vina to nie je." Preto idu vedci za cementom: "Cement ako je mozne, ze dom spadol??" - pytaju sa vedci do tretice. Cement odpoveda: "Mna do toho laskavo neplette, ja som tam vobec nebol".
viac vtipov
| Result | Code |
| $16,000 | impulse101 |
| Arctic sniper rifle | givespaceweapon_awp |
| Auto-aim with sniper rifle | sv_aim |
| Adjust gravity | sv_gravity [-999 - 999999] |
| See and fire through walls | gl_zmax[0-9999] |
| View other players' frags | cl_hidefrags 0 |
| Faster forward motion | cl_forwardspeed 999 |
| Faster backwards motion | cl_backspeed 999 |
| Faster side motion | cl_sidespeed 999 |
| Level select | changelevel [map name] |
| Weapon select | give weapon_[weapon name] |
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