Ghost jokes 

When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.

What do you call a ghost in a torn

sheet?
A holy terror.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
The roller ghosted.

What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hoblin Goblin.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a

ghost?
Bamboo.

Where do baby ghosts go during the
day?
Dayscare centers

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
into
a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts

What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!