Ghost jokes 

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: ''Make a fright turn at the corner.''

What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't

think what possessed her.

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?

He was a big-game haunter!

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What Central American country has the
most
spooks?
Ghosta Rica!

How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?

With a scare dryer!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body there!

What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
A
sheet in the dark!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A
booloney sandwich!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A
dead end.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo
who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

What did the little ghost give his mom for

Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a
car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
when he went out to play?
''Don't get your sheets dirty!''

How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always

running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.