Weather jokes 

How do
hurricanes see?


-With
one eye

What are hurricanes with a central dense
overcast over
the eye called?


-Hurricanes with cataracts

What type of sense of humor does a dust

storm have?


-A very dry sense of humor

Why did the weather want
privacy?


-It was changing

Why do raindrops like lightning at
night?


-So they can see where they are going

What did the hurricane say to
the palm
tree?


-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary
breeze

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak

tree?


-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary
spark

The
Indians asked their Chief in autumn,
if the winter was going to be cold or
not. Not really knowing an
answer, the chief replies that the winter
was going to be cold and
that the members of the village were to collect
wood to be
prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and
called
the National Weather Service and asked, ''Is this winter to be
cold?''

The man on the phone responded, ''This winter was going to
be quite
cold indeed.'' So the Chief went back to speed up his
people to collect
even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he
called the National Weather Service again, ''Is it
going to be a
VERY cold winter?''

''Yes'', the man replied, ''it's going to be a
very cold winter.''

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders
them to go and find
every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks
later he calls the National
Weather Service again: ''Are you absol
utely sure, that the winter is
going to be very
cold?''

''Absolutely'' the man replies, ''the Indians are collecting wood like

crazy!''

What is the most popular game played by
tornadoes? -Catch my
drift

What is the most popular sport played by
raindrops and hail
stones?


-Diving

Where do lightning bolts go on
dates?


-To cloud 9

What type of sense of humor does rain
have?


-A very wet sense of humor

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a

Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a

tornado. The tornado responds with, ''I am a hurricane induced

tornado''.

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team

will be called ''Humidity'' so that fans in Florida will be able to

say, ''It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity.''

What do hurricanes most like to eat for
dessert?


-Candy Canes

What did the primary rainbow say to the

secondary rainbow?


-Your pants are on backwards

How did the rainbow know is was
lost?


-It was a clear day

Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?


-It burns too easily

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on

FOXNEWS?


-It is a no spin zone

How is a hailstone like an
onion?


-They are both whitish and have layers