Weather jokes 

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink
on the way home
from a long day in the studio?
The nearest
ISOBAR!!

The Michaels family owned a small farm in

Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had
been the
subject of a minor dispute between the United States and
Canada for
generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her
ninetieth
birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three
grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. ''I
just got some
news, Mom,'' he said. ''The government has come to an
agreement with
the people in Washington. They've decided that our
land is really part
of the United States. We have the right to
approve or disapprove of the
agreement. What do you think?''


''What do I think?'' his mother said. ''Jump at it! Call them right now

and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of

those Canadian winters!''

What type of wind is named after a young
deer?


Foehn

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
notices an
attractive female lightning
bolt?


Thunderstruck

Why is the sky not happy on clear
days?


It has the blues

Which weather features do druggies like
most?


Highs

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in

common?


Both are a glaze

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get
up?


-Fog

How can you tell if a tornado is
stupid?


-If it spins anti-cyclonically

What type of wind is named after both
a
cat and a bat?


Katabatic

What type of wind is named after Santa

Claus's warm climate cousin?


Santa Ana

How did the hail stone describe it's
life?


-It really has a lot of ups and downs

How do rain drops marry?


-They
coalesce

Why was the lightning grilled on the
stove?


-To make heat lightning

Why type of lightning likes to play
sports?


-Ball lightning

Why did the updraft get pulled
over?


-It was speeding in a high shear zone

What do lightning bolts do when they
laugh?


-They crack up

What is a hurricane's favorite
pet?


-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What game do tornadoes like to
play?


-Twister

What did the
hail storm say to the
roof?


-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary
sprinkles