Bird jokes 

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road
?
To
prove he wasn't chicken

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
the
road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the
playground
?
To get to the other slide

What did one chicken say to the other after they

walked through poison ivy ?
''You scratch my beak and I'll
scratch yours !''

What is the definition of Robin ?
A bird who
steals !

What happened when the chicken ate cement
?
She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of

fried chicken ?
She kicked the bucket !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way
?
He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do chicken families do on
Saturday
afternoon?
They go on peck-nics !

Is chicken soup good for
your health ?
Not
if you're the chicken !

What do chickens serve at birthday
parties
?
Coop-cakes !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
of a
barn ?
An eggroll !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
?
The bombshell !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She
lays hand gren-eggs !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
?
It eggs-plodes !

Why did the chick
disappoint his mother ?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road

without looking both ways?
Dead.

My parrot lays square eggs but
can only say
one word.
What's that?
Ouch!

What is the difference between a fly and a bird
?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !