Bird jokes 

What do you call a bird that
lives
underground ?
A mynah bird !

Where do birds invest their money ?
In the
stork market !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a

centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the

blender ?
Shredded Tweet !

What did they call the canary that flew into the

pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
?
Jail-birds !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker

with a carrier pigeon ?
A bird who knocks before delivering its
message !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a

woodpecker ?
A bird that talks in morse code !

What happens when ducks fly upside
down ?

They quack up !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because
talk is cheep !

What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo
cluck !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !

What do you get when you cross a chicken
with
a duck?
A bird that lays down !

Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat
eggs !

Why did the chicken cross the ''net'' ?
It
wanted to get to the other site !

What do you call a rooster who
wakes you up
at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !

Why does a chicken coop have two doors
?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do
chickens work ?
Around the
cluck !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup
?
Because it ran out of cluck !