Yo momma jokes 

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
n thought she
was pregnant.

your mama's so fat the government forced her
to wear
tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

yo mama is so fat
you could use her
belly
button as a wishing well...

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as

a
slip and slide.

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two
trains
just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car
for
gas money.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
at
Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made

skittles.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind

people!!!!

Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
in
her
family tree!

Your momma is so fat that her measurements
are 26-34-28,
and her other arm is just as big!

your mama so fat she was going to
walmart
tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama's so
fat she uses an air balloon
for
parachute.

Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to

long you will go blind!

Yo
mama is so fat...that she makes
Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue

and green sweater,everyone thought
she was Planet Earth

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W's.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie

jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns

falling!

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over
to use
the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!