Yo momma jokes 

Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and

got stuck.

Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
''Furniture
World'' and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a

chinese phone book

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her

fore-head to make up her mind.

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

Yo Mama's so fat that while
she's sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, ''Excuse
me
mame, but the tide wants to come in.''

Yo Mama's so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing ''We are
family...!''

You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
with a dorito!

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and

stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, ''Who turned of the

lights''.

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
was on the
scale!

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and

watches the couch

YO MAMA IS SO
FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER
YOU GET LOST!

Yo mama so stupid she stole
free
bread.

ur
mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar
and made 4 quarters pop out.

UR
MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT
JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install

speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts
on the
chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so ugly the government
moved
halloween to her birthday.

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her

yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo
mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she
said who threw the pebble.