Telephone jokes 

The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, ''I think you're wanted on the phone,
sir.''

''What d'you mean, you think?'' demanded the boss.
''Well, sir, the
phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that
you, you old
fool?''

Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang

one evening. When he answered, the operator said, ''This is long

distance from Chicago.'' ''I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago!''

answered the farmer. ''How come you called to tell me that?''

After my wife and her former best buddy,

another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means

of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both owned
computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.

Now they
call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then
call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a conversation about
the contents!

What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck.

What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in the night.