Frog jokes 

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!

What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An
old croak !

What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.

What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!

Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog-horn.

What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?

What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: ''Baroke,
baroke, baroke.''

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He

spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the
frog
what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.
''What's
that?'' asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So,
Mr.
Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the
situation.
The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had
for the loan and
the frog held out his hand. ''Oh,'' said the manager,
''that's a
knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.''

Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?

Because her husband spawned her affections !

Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!

Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said
to the princess, '' I once was a handsome prince until an
evil witch
put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a
prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and

you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and

forever feel happy doing so.'' That night, while the princess dined on frog

legs,she kept laughing and saying, ''I don't THINK so.''

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a

decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.