Frog jokes 

What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus
!

What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100

miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !

What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film

with a toad ?
Star Warts !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad
sandals !

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving

cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine

times !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?

In the croakroom !

What do you call a girl with a frog in her

hair ?
Lily !

How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !

Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside

and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !

What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagger agent !