Answer me this jokes 

If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?

If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?

If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park

on driveways?

Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?

How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?

If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?

Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candidate gets
elected?

If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?

Don't you just hate the blatant

materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what
you
got?

If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?

If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?

Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?

Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?

If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call

it Fed UP?