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|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, ''This is the place!''.The other replied, ''No, it's not!''.The first man said, ''Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.To which the other man replied, ''Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover.''

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|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, ''Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?''The other guy says, ''Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!''

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|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, ''Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?'' ''Why do you want me to throw them at you?'' ''Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.'' ''Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy.'' ''But why?'' ''Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight.

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