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Uteka Zid z Ruska a na hraniciach mu colnici najdu v batozine bustu Lenina. Pytaju sa ho: Co to je? To sa pytate zle - vravi on. Mali by ste sa skor opytat, kto to je? - To je Lenin! Zachranca proletariatu celeho sveta, zakladatel mojej milovanej vlasti, genius, ktory naplnil Marxove myslienky... Dobre, mozete ist... - vravia colnici. Na izraelskej hranici colnici u Zida v batozine najdu Leninovu bustu a pytaju sa ho: Co to je? To sa pytate zle, mali by ste sa skor opytat, kto to je? - To je Lenin! Ten sialenec, co priviedol polovicu sveta do chudoby, najvacsi zlocinec 20. storocia, nastrcena figurka, ktora aby pomohla Nemcom... Dobre, mozete ist... - vravia colnici. Nakoniec pride Zid k svojim pribuznym a ked si vybaluje veci, jeho synovec si vsimne Leninovu bustu a pyta sa ho: Strycko, kto to je? Ale to sa pytas zle chlapce, mal by si sa skor opytat co to je? ... To je pat kilo zlata!

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Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an
antbulance !

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What do bees do if they want to use public

transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !

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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a
cold !

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What is a bee's favourite classical music

composer ?
Bee-thoven !

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What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issues a royal pardon !

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What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects !

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What has four wheels and flies ?
A rubbish
bin !

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Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
work?
A: A buzzness suit!

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put

on him ?
He's bee-witched !

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First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.

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What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance
between two buzz-stops !

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An
elephant !

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One woodworm met another. ''How's life?'' she

asked.
''Oh, same as usual,'' he replied, ''boring.''

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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea

when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a

dog?

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What happened to the man who turned into an
insect ?
He just beetled off !

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a

bee?
A humdinger.

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What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have
elephants !

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Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Potter !

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What
did the bee say to the naughty bee
?
Bee-hive yourself !

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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