Barbie doll jokes 

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed
flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Roadkill Barbie
...unrecognizable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift
idea

There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco
ball

There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely

resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tree
Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts
environmentalist
rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Power
Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the
ridiculous
outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie
head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
...feet set in cement--she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis
Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Easter Island Barbie ...the
famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market

- Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs

cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie ...comes with
thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral
Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky
little
shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a
tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and
reggae CD; rolling papers sold
separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel

better!