Aardvark jokes 

When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at
golf?
A paredvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!

What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian

companion?
Tanto

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a

firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it growling, it
doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's
what I want to
find out.

What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!

Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a

tail?
A man holding an aardvark.

What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked

through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly

lady answered.
''How much are your aardvarks?'' he asked.

''They're L6 each,'' came the reply.
''Did you raise them yourself?''
inquired the man.
''Oh yes,'' she said, ''Yesterday they were only L5
each.''

How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a

motorcycle!