Pig jokes 

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No
problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.
You must have
a very large chicken house.

How do you take a pig to
hospital?
By
hambulance!

How can you recognize a Gnome
Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

How can you tell the pig
is a failure as
Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.

I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my
calendar!

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that

lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage
compactor.

If an elephant is the
symbol of the Republican
Party and a donkey is the symbol of the
Democratic Party, what is a
pig the symbol of?
Any party where there's lots of food.

If you drop this book in a pig
pen, what
should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths.

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
appliance
that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage
compactor.

MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in
school
today?
FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!

THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
MOTHER PIG: What?
THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking
a foreign language.

Is it true the pigs went over
Niagara Falls in
a barrel?
No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

Is lunch the favorite
subject of piglets?

No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.

Sports fad
invented by pigs:
Mud
wrestling.

Pig's explanation for the creation of the

Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.

SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three

candles for your party?
PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one
candle.

Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure, they
are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a
farmer's
ear?

Name the pig's
favorite Shakespeare play.

Hamlet.

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host

What happened?
He turned out to be a big boar.

What did the mama pig say
to her bad little
piglet?
''Behave or Frankenswine will get you.''