Answer me this jokes 

Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?

Can you repeat the part after ''Listen
very
carefully''?

Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?

Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why is it that at class reunions you

feel younger than everyone else looks?

Do vampires get AIDS?

What will fall on the lawn first? An

autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Do steam rollers really roll

steam?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it

sounds?

How come wrong numbers are never
busy?

How long will a floating point operation

float?

You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?

Do vegetarians eat animal

crackers?

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

Have you ever imagined a world with no

hypothetical situations?

Does
killing time damage
eternity?

How come it takes so little time for a

child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?

If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?

How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?

If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?