Answer me this jokes 

If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is

congress the opposite of progress?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime

fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

You know how most packages say ''Open
here''. What is the protocol
if the package says, ''Open somewhere
else''?

If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would
happen
if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and

dropped it?

How many weeks
are there in a light
year?

If love is blind, why is Lingerie so

popular?

Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow

get to work?

Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?

Is it ok to use my AM radio after

NOON?

What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?

Why is brassiere singular and panties

plural?

Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?

If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?

Do fish get thirsty?

Why don't sheep shrink when it

rains?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?

Which of the Himalayas is the

shortest?