King Kong jokes 

What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.

If King Kong came to England why would he

live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eater.

What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a
bus!

Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping

pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !

What did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
''Oops! King Kong ring wrong.''

What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Koncord.

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what

would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.

What is big hairy and can fly ?
King
Kongcorde !