Cowboy jokes 

Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

school ?
The deputy head !

Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy, ''Can you get me a nice gentle
pony?'' ''Shore,''
said the cowboy. ''What kind of a saddle do you want,
English or
western?'' ''What's the difference?'' asked the lady. ''The
western saddle has
a horn on it,'' said the cowboy. ''If the traffic
is so thick here in
the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I
don't believe I want
to ride.''

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.

What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse's
name is Friday!

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?


A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!