Bird jokes 

What do you call a crate of
ducks ?
A box
of quackers !

What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English
!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin
!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing

hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !

Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker
would peck 'er !

What's another name for a clever duck ?
A
wise quacker !

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw
!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a

firework ?
A firequaker !

What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Hide and
Speak !

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What do parrots eat ?
Polyfilla !

What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !

What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork
!

What do owls sing when it is raining ?
'Too
wet to woo' !

What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
The
feather forecast !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a

shark ?
A bird that will talk you ear off !

What kind of bird opens doors ?
A kiwi !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
Because
she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !