Snowman jokes 

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.

What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.

Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!

Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.

What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced

lolly.