Sedi horar v krcme, kopne do seba velku becherovku, ide ku dveram a vola smerom k lesu: "Zelenym navrch, zelenym navrch!" Ked sa to opakuje asi po desiaty krat, krcmar sa ho spyta "Mozes mi povedat, preco to stale volas" "Mozem, mam totiz v lese na brigade policajtov a oni mi v skolke sadia stromceky"
viac vtipov
| LONGONE | Long boats |
| COMPACT | Tiny boats |
| DEFORM | Huge heads |
| LARGE | Big engines |
| ZOOOOOM | Faster boats |
| SPEEEED | Faster boats |
| HELP.ME | Places turbo power-ups |
| CUP | Championship mode |
| L.R | Slalom course |
| U.G | Mines level |
| PLA | Catamaran and monohull boats |
| LAS | Normal boats (turns off Monohull code) |
| MIN | Minnow level Catamarans |
| IKE | Pike level Catamarans |
| CUD | Barracuda level Catamarans |
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