Journalist jokes 

Reporter: My editor sent
me to do the
burglary.
Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader
and a toad
?
A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
newsreader ?
A spooksman !

Who do you think was sent to cover the
story of the baby lion born in the
zoo? A cub reporter.

Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold
down the
editor.

A weather forecaster took a job in another

part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, ''The

weather didn't agree with me.''

An honest weatherman says, ''Today's

forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm
wrong.''

What do you get if you cross a radio music
presenter
with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

What do you get if you cross a sports

reporter with a vegetable ?
A common tater !

Q: How many editors does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!