Insect jokes 

How does a queen bee get around her hive
?
She's throne !

What's black, yellow and covered in

blackberries ?
A bramble bee !

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He
was waxing lyrical !

What's more dangerous than being with a fool
?
Fooling with a bee !

What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !

How do we know that insects are so clever
?
Because they always know when your eating outside !

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up

trash?
Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
honey !

What kind of bees hum and drop
things
?
A fumble bee !

Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their little yellow jackets !

What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !

Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the words !

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A
humburger !

What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !

What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not to bee !

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at

30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !

What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees
!

What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c
one!

What's a bees favourite novel ?
The Great
Gats-bee !

What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards !